The Great Canadian Fart Survey

This resulted in a six inch tear in the intestine and the force blew the doctor across the room . The patient had ignored advice to take an enema to remove gas prior to the procedure. Everyone has experienced being present at a dinner party, needing to pass flatus and wishing to be in the Sahara desert. But retaining gas may cause harm. Dr. Wynne-Jones a New Zealand physician claims being polite results in herniations of the bowel (diverticulosis) due to constant pressure from the gas. He advises patients to pass flatus whenever necessary. But he makes no mention of whether he’s ever invited a second time to dinner parties. How much flatus collects in the bowel depends on the type of bacteria present, the speed at which gas reaches the rectum and the amount of undigested carbohydrate in the lower bowel. Genetics plays a role. If your Mother produces methane gas there’s a good chance her children will also manufacture it. A lighted match once placed near the trowsers of a friend expelling gas turned royal blue due to methane gas. But please don’t try this experiment.

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Canadian woman survives 12 days in the bush

Her feet are also in bad shape as she had no shoes, he said. The woman remains hospitalized. She survived by drinking river water and eating berries, according to a report by The Canadian Press. Citing RCMP Cpl. Nick Munro, it said investigators believe that the woman was in a truck with four other people when it got stuck. Three of them went for help. When they didn’t return, the woman and a man started walking. He allegedly then hit her in the face and attempted to sexually assault her, The Canadian Press said. The woman reportedly fled and got turned around. She was eventually found by an oilfield worker on a dirt road, The Canadian Press said. He called authorities. Kevin Roy Gladue, 36, is charged with aggravated assault, sexual assault and obstructing a peace officer, the RCMP statement said.

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Ted Cruz renounces Canadian citizenship

Assuming that is true, then sure, I will renounce any Canadian citizenship,” he continued. “Nothing against Canada, but I’m an American by birth, and as a U.S. Senator, I believe I should be only an American.” As speculation ramps up about Cruz’s political future, some have questioned his eligibility to become president. Most legal experts have said Cruz qualifies as a “natural born citizen,” a requirement for the White House job, as stated in the Constitution. In the Dallas Morning News Sunday, legal experts told the paper that Cruz is not only eligible for president in the United States, he’s also technically a Canadian citizen and can even run for Parliament. Unless he renounces his citizenship there, he could also obtain a Canadian passport, according to the newspaper. The senator’s office, however, said Cruz has never embraced his legal rights in Canada. “Senator Cruz became a U.S. citizen at birth, and he never had to go through a naturalization process after birth to become a U.S. citizen,” spokeswoman Catherine Frazier told the newspaper. “To our knowledge, he never had Canadian citizenship, so there is nothing to renounce.” Copyright 2013 by CNN NewSource .

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